i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”
idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high
If anyone wants their screen protector done just let me know. I’m really good.
Gangnam Style - Ra-On
For a moment I ask you to forget that this is the song that took the world by storm and has been played to death. Instead, just revel in the sheer jazzy acoustic awesomeness of this version.
“Beautiful, loveable. Yes, you.”
Now all other cotton candy is just boring.
God Chinese people are the best.
are you fucking serious
blurb of the day: let it snow for it’s christmas eve! i am praying for snow nggh.
Oreo Brownie Cupcakes
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.
Same goes for the Windows logo
I mean look at this shit
Is like someone just ironed the logo